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First let's get the important stuff out of the
way..... Name: Karin Kanzuki, heiress to the
Kanzuki Empire |
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Now this is me and Sakura. More to the point, this is me beating the crap out of Sakura. This is the first time we met, a day that will live in infamy. A day where skill and power met luck and spastic movement. Can you believe she won? I think that judge was blind. To say that this did not sit well with me would be an understatement. This was my first and only defeat as a Street Fighter. From here on I would train as I never trained before to defeat the only person to ever beat me. Amazingly enough I must have knocked a screw or two loose. Since our fight, Sakura thinks we're friends or something. |
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As you can see, I'm under no such delusion. You'd think after the fist few times of this she'd just give up and get it through her head that we're not friends. But nnnoooooooo I have to deal with a shadow that follows me everywhere I go. Have you ever seen that old Looney Tunes™ cartoon? The one with the big mean bulldog that has that little yippie dog running around him and squeaking, "What do ya wanna do today Spike? Huh? Huh?" well that's Sakura. So, like Spike, I take every chance I get to smack her and say "Ehhhh Shaddap." And just like that little dog, she refuses to get the hint. But what the hell, it's very therapeutic. |
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I know what you're thinking, "I'm a hottie." You're right of course. I've spent years getting this body to look like this and I work hard to keep it in shape. I've seen some of the other Street Fighters, I mean E. Honda, get real. That might work for them but when you're perfect on the inside, you have to be perfect on the outside. Can you believe that some lucky man is going to have this attached to his arm someday? I must say it should be a crime to give away something so perfect. We're talking the Mona Lisa, the Birth of Venus, Lauren Bacall....except better of course. Let me tell you something, it's hard work being so perfect. |
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So basically that's me. If you're lucky, and I feel that you're worth the time, I might even grace you with my presence long enough to answer any of the cute little insignificant questions you may have about me. I may even take the time to give you a lesson in Street Fighting. Anything is possible after all. Oh, if by chance we do meet and I have a little yippie dog running around me squeaking, "What are we going to do today Karin? Huh? Huh?" do me a favor and smack it for me, if anything you'll score some extra points with me. And let's be honest, with perfection like mine, who wouldn't want to score a few extra points? |
